“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”
Anonymous asked: 'tried'? :p did she actually?
did you really just p face me, woww
Anonymous asked: ever licked a girl out?
nope, I thought I liked to kiss girls but then a girl tried to finger me in 5th ave and it was not my idea of a good time ahaha
no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
and the award for unexpected turns goes to
does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him
had a really bad week, did no work, got some real bad news and cried like a lil faggot
but last night in work a nice man gave me 10 pound so I’m getting nandos to save the day